HUMOUR

The IAS Interview
One young man went for an IAS Interview.

"When did India get independence? " He was asked.
"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.

"Who was responsible for our independence? "
"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice
to another." He replied.

"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"
"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly
only after seeing the report" He replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful
answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they
were planning to ask the same questions. When he went out naturally
others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one
persistent Sardar would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers"
he pleaded, and our friend obliged.

Then it was the turn of this Sardar. When he went inside, since his
resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what
is your date of birth?"
He replied, "The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."

Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"
He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be

injustice to another".

The interviewer was incensed.
"Hey! Are you mad or what?"
He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with
certainty only after seeing the report."